Probably the best one. You need to use this one Snickers.
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About Me
- Dru Johnston
- I'm a writer, performer and improviser in New York City. Starting on April 12, 2009 I am creating a new blog every day for a year. Details can be found at: http://www.theyearoftheblog.com
When I was in 5th grade, the teacher made us memorize the first 2 paragraphs of The Declaration of Chewdepence. Then, a recently immigrated, wide-eyed optimist, I was so thrilled to read the words - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Nougabot. Now, 15 years later I still proudly call myself an American Patrinut.
ReplyDeleteSo, chew on that Russia! Thanks for nothing!
Absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeletePLEASE CONTINUE TO UPDATE THIS PARTICULAR BLOG.
-Storie
Yes... continue this blog. I dare you to continue coming up with these.
ReplyDeleteI dare you.