A very patriotic pun

Probably the best one. You need to use this one Snickers.

So we can honor pivotal moments in history

Puns.

Because Snicker's is open to all religions

Snicker's should keep an open mind when it comes to religions. Puns honor religious groups more than anything else.

I like this one because it's hip to the young generation

This appeals to the younger generation, Snickers. You're more than welcome to use it.